Christy, 20. Humour, fandoms, and whatever else I decide to throw in.

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via justbelievinginmagic)

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wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

(Source: abilliondollarsonaelevator, via justbelievinginmagic)

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sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via once-awildcat)

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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via andrewquo)

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andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

(Source: guystud, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via nandinos)

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deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

(via nandinos)

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thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson, via nandinos)

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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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(via andrewquo)

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